Cubicle Hero

With the holidays safely behind me and the buzz officially worn off, here I sit with my pants just a little tighter and my wrists just a little more sore. The long grind to spring begins. The memories of ham and turkey and cookies and cake will linger alongside the extended Guitar Hero sessions. What better way to ring in the new year than by clicking your way through Crazy Train with a stringless plastic guitar?  Well, I suppose clicking your way through Crazy Train while surrounded by fellow stringless plastic guitar enthusiasts. Luckily, I seem to know a few. Maybe someday we'll meet a fake plastic drum player to round out our ensemble. It is with a newfound rhythm that I look forward to the long winter ahead for I will become a master of beginner level fake guitar playing. Three chords buttons of fury unleashed. Someday I may move up to medium but I doubt it.