Ducks

Originally posted @ 1/24/2006 2:33 PM

Do Ducks Have Privates?
This is still the strangest question I've ever had to answer. Here's a few close seconds:

• If your mouth, ears, and nose are all connected, how come your breath smells like pizza but your ears don’t?
• Are there any dead people in the house?
• What’s heavier, the earth or the sun?
• Did you know that an alligator can digest a screw?
• What's that little thing in the back of your throat?
• When we move, how are you going to carry my bed?
• Would I be heavier on Jupiter?
• Why does glass break so easily?
• Why can't we fall asleep when it's bright and sunny?
• Why do dogs bark so much?
• How big is a squirrel's brain?
• When I was in Mommy's tummy, how did I eat?
• When I was in Mommy's tummy, did I cry?
• What keeps the planets from falling?
• What keeps the stars from falling?
• Was I in Mommy's tummy when she was in college?