Ridiculous

It started with an innocent question: "Daddy, why does your bedroom have a bathroom in it?" I explained the concept of a master bedroom and the trappings associated with it. "This is ridiculous, I have to walk all the way down the hall to go to the bathroom!" was the response. I see the house next door is for sale and it has a master bedroom, maybe you should look into it. How much is in your piggy bank again?