Sardines

What is the world coming to when an innocent can of sardines isn't even safe in your hotel room? That's right, I've been victimized. A sardinenapping has taken place. One can of Trader Joe's Sardines in Olive Oil was stolen from my hotel room while I was away at work. You may be wondering why I had a can of sardines in my hotel room to begin with. Well, I happen to like them and don't think you're going to turn this around on me! Each and every one of you is a suspect and I won't rest until every last tasty little fish is recovered.