The First Rule of Preschool

Emma refuses to talk about what goes on at school during the day. I can only draw one conclusion from this: she’s actually participating in a secret Fight Club and is simply obeying the first rule of Fight Club. It seems perfectly reasonable, a room full of five year olds pummeling each other senseless for no particular reason. As soon as the last parent leaves, they head down to the boiler room and commence brawling. Although, I’ve seen what the classroom is like in the afternoon and maybe I’m overestimating their ability to organize themselves. I’ll have to keep an eye out for Meatloaf (the actor, not the meal) hanging around the school.