Steve's Tips for Better Living #6

This is one for the fellas: wear a shirt. Are you at the beach or someplace where being submerged in water is a possibility? No? You need a shirt. That's right, I'm talking to you big gut lawn mowing guy. I don't care how hot it is, you need a shirt. And you showing off your new smurf tattoo at the carnival and too cool for a shirt dude. You need a shirt. In order to make the decision as simple as possible, I've put together a simple set of rules to determine when it is OK to not have a shirt on:

1) You are going swimming or taking a shower or bath
2) You are in bed
3) A doctor has just asked you to take your shirt off

That's it. Any other time you are in public, you need a shirt. Even when dead, your carcass should have a shirt on it. Although, I think pants are optional at that point.