Congratulations Milwaukee

Congratulations to the citizens of Milwaukee, you officially live in the drunkest town in America! Having spent quite a few months working with our northern neighbors, I can verify these finding. I'd also like to add that Milwaukee is the city most likely to deep fry something. I sampled deep fried hard boiled eggs, deep fried cheese curds and many other unidentifiable deep fried items during my time there. Congratulations to another city I know well, Boston. They came in fourth place. Chicago placed a respectable 6th. Las Vegas came in a distant 14th. I think they better buckle down and get to work.