Pluto Gets Screwed

The planet, not the dog. Grammar school kids around the world can celebrate a small victory as science tests get just a little easier. With the demotion of Pluto to a dwarf planet, our solar system now only has eight official planets.  That's right kids, now you only have to memorize eight of them. That's 11% fewer planets you have to remember for your next exam! I also feel the need to warn scientists everywhere, do not mess with Uranus. I think even scientists laugh when they say Uranus. As long as they leave that planet alone, the kids and I will be OK.