Halloween Costumes

Still trying to find that perfect Halloween costume for the little ones in your home? Desperate to show up those bratty kids from down the block? Here's a few suggestions. How about going door to door as General Robert E. Lee? What's that you say? He was a Confederate. Go figure. OK, if your not into that whole "War of Northern Aggression" mindset, might I suggest you send the little tyke out dressed as a Whoopie Cushion? Oh, you're afraid that fat guy down the block might sit on the poor child. Well, I've got one last suggestion. This is a can't miss and it's utilitarian. The kid won't even need a candy bucket. They can go trick or treating as a Toilet! There you go, the trifecta of guaranteed to get you beat up by older kids costumes. Enjoy!