Clinical Trials

You can find anything online. Check out ClinicalTrails.gov, your one stop shop for all federally and privately supported clinical trials. Go ahead and search on your condition of choice to see if someone is interested in injecting you with experimental drugs. If your not creative enough to think of a search, here are the results for Alopecia. I'm going to get me some experimental pills or maybe get exposed to Ultraviolet light. I figure if I can get accepted to just the right combination of trials, I can get hair with crazy super powers. I'm not talking about helmet hair either. Lookout ladies, one more dose of alefacept, a little roxithromycin and I'll be irresistible.