Get a Flu Vaccine

This is officially a scary website. Anytime you see the word Pandemic in a government sponsored site, nothing good can come of it. According to the "Questions and Answers" section, the Department of Defense is working to combat the spread of avian influenza. Hmm, kinda sounds like the War on Terror. Maybe we need an Avian Flue Threat Alert Scale. I suggest using a poultry scale as outlined below, from low to high:

cornish game hen - duck - chicken - goose - turkey

The current US Avian Flue Threat Level is at cornish game hen. If it gets to goose, you might want to consider staying home from work.