Christmas Light Season is Over

I've allowed you all a 9 day grace period but now it has to be said. If you still have your Christmas lights up, you must stop turning them on. There is nothing left to celebrate, please allow the rest of us to quietly sink into the cyclic post-holiday depression to which we've become accustomed. I know some of you won't get around to taking them down until June but, that's no excuse for not simply unplugging them. Any baby Jesus or plastic snowman still left outside at this point is fair game.