Damn You Elegant Farmer!

Weeks of healthy eating down the drain thanks to you and your pie! I can't even drive near lovely Mukwonago, Wisconsin, without a stop at The Elegant Farmer. The giant smiley face on the barn mocking me. It knows I have no self control. That Apple Pie Baked in a Paper Bag® must have some sort of illegal substance baked into its crust. All other pies are just pale imitations. One day I'll figure out the secret of your crust and then you'll be sorry. I must have more pie!