Rectum? Nearly Killed 'em!

I've been waiting for two years to be able to use that line and actually be relate it to an actual news story. Wait for the new TSA rules to be released tomorrow. You'll need that 3oz of personal lubricant and a rubber glove just to make it through the security inspection. While we're on the subject of airlines, I think I'm going to pass on flying NWA from now on. I've heard of service with a smile but that's taking it just a little too far.