I'm Sorry Michael, I'm Afraid I Can't Do That

A dealership in California has the fully restored KITT for sale. That would be the Knight Rider car for those of you who weren't 9 years old in 1982. At $149,995 I would expect something besides the red blinkly light to work. No microwave jammer, no flame thrower, no parachute, no ski mode, and no seat ejection system! Oh, and forget about the turbo boost, the closest you'll get is that turbo booster seat you'll have to jam into the backseat to take you kids to soccer practice. Maybe you can get the dude from St. Elsewhere to sit in the back and do the voice.