Your Dog Wants Hobo Chili

It's Dick Van Patten's Eatables for Dogs! Dog food so good they process it in a USDA plant, with people food! At first I thought this had to be some kind of joke but with flavors like Hobo Chili, Irish Stew, and Chinese Take-Out how could you go wrong? The illustration of Dick Van Patten dressed as a different racial stereotype on each can is adorable. Oh, and just so you feline lovers don't feel left out, kitty can have Venison and Green Pea, Tuna with Shrimp, or Indoor Cat Formula (formerly Hairball Management) which, surprisingly, does not seem to contain any actual cat. I wonder why they changed the name on that last one.