I'm Going to Disneyland

A leading al Qaeda expert says Iraq will become a "Terrorist Disnyland" if the U.S. leaves now. Damn it, we just booked out tickets to Disney World. I bet the park hopper pass and meal plan would have been cheaper in Iraq. I bet the dinner with a radical Muslim extremist is already booked we'll have to settle for the stupid princesses. Oh well, as long as the U.S. stays, Iraq will only ever be a Six Flags for Terrorists.