Mmmm, Hardee's

Check out the new breakfast burrito from Hardee's. 2 omelets, bacon, sausage, ham, cheese, hash browns, and don't forget the sausage gravy all wrapped in a nice warm flour tortilla. At only 920 calories and 60 grams of fat, you only have to eat two a day to meet your caloric requirements! It's convenience food. Now, if they could cram a ground up monster thickburger into that shell, they'd have the perfect meal. You'd only have to eat once a day. Think of all the time you'd save. Strangely enough, this monster still has less calories than a Hardee's chicken salad. I think they probably feed these burritos to the chickens they use in the salads.