Toys of Christmas Past

I wonder if the toys we buy our kids will seem this weird in 30 years...

	Hugo the Man of a Thousand Faces Just as creepy looking as I remember but, the assorted beards. mustaches, and fake lacerations are great for sticking on your cooperative younger sister. You don't want to wake up in the middle of the night with Hugo staring you in the face.
	Sucker-Man Perfect for leaving little suction cup marks all over the walls and ceiling. Extra points for the creepy name! I'll always remember the shriek of terror from Mom as he was thrown out the window onto the hood of the car. I also remember waiting for Dad to get home and unstick him from the ceiling.
	Tobor the Robot A remote controlled robot. Although I suspect the remote was actually just a loud clicker. It didn't matter because I never could get him to pick up his stupid suit case.