Emma/Shadow 2021

Upon discovering that we have not yet had a female president, Emma declared that she would be the first. She’s also chosen a running mate… the cat. When pressed on her platform she responded, “Well, we’re gonna kiss a lot of babies. It shows people that we care.” The cat’s hot-button issue will surely revolve around napping. I’m pretty sure she’ll tap her cousin for Chief of Staff provided she passes the confirmation hearings. I don’t think the irregular accounting will be an issue. So, as the 2021 campaign season begins, you and your baby might want to be on the lookout for a kissing eight-year-old and a sleeping cat.