Grand Theft Office

Never leave your cubicle unguarded. Case in point, upon my return from vacation, I discovered that my garbage can was gone. What kind of monster would steal a garbage can? Aside from Oscar the Grouch, I can't even imagine what such a person might be like. Now I'm forced to actually get up and walk to the next cubicle every time I need to throw something away. It's inhabitant is getting rather annoyed but, little does he know, he's a prime suspect. Maybe I'll nab his when he's away at lunch. What's next? My coffee cup? My Ethernet cable? I'd be concerned for my stapler unfortunately, I don't have one, yet...